happy holidays!

merry christmas everyone!

sharing some interesting text messages i've been getting throughout the holidays:

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I never knew the economy was so bad until i talked to Santa Claus:

Me: so, how's rudolf?
Santa: Delicious!

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May your christmas be filled with wonderous joy and may your weight not exceed than your refigerator!

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HOliday cheers and hopes for frendships: more honesty, integrity,prosperity, lower cholesterol, safer sex and sanity in his already insane world. Merry Christmas!

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